Freak Show

I really don’t like slagging off other women, especially “aging” women who are smart and successful. But sometimes my better angel falls asleep on the job. Check out these scary outtakes (and I hope that’s what they are) from the Washington Correspondents’ dinner. I don’t want to be cruel but somebody get these people a stylist! Some whitening toothpaste! Note to Kelly Ripa: self tanners have come a long way in the last couple years; you don’t have to look like an Oompah Loompah anymore!

I know Washington is Hollywood for ugly people but, my goodness, even pretty Reese Witherspoon is looking a little trampy. (Maybe that third pregnancy isn’t agreeing with her?) Be sure to scroll through the whole list. You don’t want to miss some of these gems from the journalist world. (And don’t think the guys get a pass because they don’t. The third guy from the end has visible dandruff on his jacket! Do people still get dandruff? I thought that public health scourge was wiped out 30 years ago.)

You know there’s a problem when Al Sharpton is the totally normal looking, classy standout.)

About ErikaChristakis

Yale Lecturer in early childhood education/Licensed teacher/Former preschool director/author. In possession of: unmarketable bachelor’s degree (Harvard, anthropology), semi-marketable graduate degrees (public health, education…). Rewarding career at the intersection of family, society, and schools (including long stint in parenting vortex). Forging a new path to connect all of the above.
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